An Example of Comcast's Stellar Customer Service

  • Background: *has call to fix net service in which has told the representative that restarting the modem only gives good service for a SHORT time*
  • Representative "Raymond": Will that be all for tonight, ma'am?
  • Me: *being serious and genuine* Actually, what do I do when it happens again? Because it will happen again. I know it.
  • Representative "Raymond": Thank you for choosing Comcast! Have a good night!
Found this on Amazon’s Halloween Shop. Even Amazon knows they belong together! And in that universe, one of them has a womb and gave birth to a Robin!! *ignores the blonde hair*
My squeeing has yet to stop.

Found this on Amazon’s Halloween Shop. Even Amazon knows they belong together! And in that universe, one of them has a womb and gave birth to a Robin!! *ignores the blonde hair*

My squeeing has yet to stop.

When Comcast promises to deliver fast and reliable internet service, what they really mean is internet that is slower than dial up in the early 90’s and that crashes more than a blind, one-winged seagull. 

They blame you for their poor service for free!

Today, I had a student ask me, “Can I chew chewing tobacco in class?”

O.o

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

phardil:

Batman/Superman.

phardil:

Batman/Superman.

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Dwalin/Belladonna Took, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins & Dwalin
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin
Additional Tags: Kink Meme, Dwalin Is A Softie, Family Feels
Summary:

When Bilbo was young, his mother left to go on an adventure and she never came home. After his father dies, his fortunes take a turn for the worst, so he picks himself up to go searching for her. What he finds is not what he expected, but it might be exactly what he needs.

This is an answer to a kink meme prompt. Appropriate tags will be added as needed and the rating may change as the story goes on.

windrider01:

*bounces around all excited*My pic got onto Qwertree! Please vote for me here! Thanks!Post before editing is here {x}
It will be up for voting for a few weeks! ^______^ 

windrider01:

*bounces around all excited*
My pic got onto Qwertree! Please vote for me here! Thanks!
Post before editing is here {x}

It will be up for voting for a few weeks! ^______^ 

awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund